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snausage 

A dude whose sexuality is questionable, even if he is dating a female, married or has children.
"Hey man, I think that guy Mike is a pole smoker."

"No way dude... he is married and has a kid..."

"It doesnt matter... he is still a total snausage."
snausage by SomeDudeFromWork August 6, 2003

snausage 

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoe from a female cameltoe.
"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."
snausage by Skeezer September 4, 2003

snausage 

A very very tiny penis
I saw Terrence's junk today. That fag has a fucking snausage
snausage by C&B Connection June 22, 2006

snausage 

Slang - male reproductive organ, used when trying to express another "males" homosexuality .....
your boy is not too healthy, he looooooves the snausage ......
snausage by Joe Pimpstah May 17, 2006

snausage 

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.
"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."
snausage by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003

snausage 

A snausage is when a giant sausage shaped glob of snot hanging out your nose
"Ewwwwwwwwwww, I have a snausage!"
snausage by :0: October 8, 2023