Snailed

When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.

The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.

Snailed by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021

Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

Snailed by Cheebaguy27 February 23, 2022

Snailed

Getting snailed is the act of which a guy will nut in a pussy and after the girl will drag her pussy all over their body. Leaving a snail trail.

“Get snailed bro”
“Damn stop snailin on my chest”
“Wanna snail tonight?”

Snailed by Myboobsarecool June 29, 2022

Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

Snailed by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022

snailed it 

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).

"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."

snailed it by snailing November 7, 2014

Snailed it 

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

Snailed it by Apollyon101 October 12, 2014

snailed out 

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.

Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.

snailed out by GPlug January 16, 2017