Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.

"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."

Nut Soothed by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010

smooshed 

Squashed and squished put together.

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...

smooshed by DomzaE July 14, 2005

smoother 

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron

I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.

smoother by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006

The Smootheddie81 theorem 

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2

The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.

The Smootheddie81 theorem by The1stAB July 15, 2022

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

smootherness by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smootherine 

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.

This man is a smootherine.

smootherine by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017

Get your cooch smooched 

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

Get your cooch smooched by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010