a barrel full of smashed assholes 

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

bag of smashed assholes 

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

bag of smashed assholes by khole April 20, 2006

a can of smashed assholes 

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

a can of smashed assholes by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

A bag of smashed assholes by USMCBear January 31, 2007

box of smashed assholes 

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

box of smashed assholes by Friedolays November 4, 2009

A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005