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smartie-hills 

a chick with boobs the same size as smarties.
Look at the smartie-hills on her.
One of the smartest people on the planet. Aka Mocha boy / Wannabe gangster. He is so attractive. Likes to wear Ray Ban sunglasses. Is a great programmer and mathematician. He is very calm and doesn't get mad easily, but if he does beware! Smartie is a great person to talk to, and you might be surprised by how much he knows! He doesn't simp for anyone, and everyone simps for him.
This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie!
Smartie by Smartie_ January 20, 2021

Worcester Smarties 

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
Worcester Smarties by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

smarties 

Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
smarties by Boylio November 16, 2005

Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.
Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

Punch Smartie 

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.
PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"
Punch Smartie by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009