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sleeping on the couch 

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

Sleeping On Silent

When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
Sleeping On Silent by TJromanowski February 15, 2009

Sleeping on the low 

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna
*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

Sleeping on Margin 

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.
Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.
Sleeping on Margin by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

Sleeping on me 

Jake: Haha you are so ugly and gay af

Me: Quit sleeping on me and or I will beat your ass little guy.

Sleeping on your style 

Using substances or other, mostly non natural ways to be able to fall asleep at night.
Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.

Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.