slammered 

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

slammered by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006

Slammered 

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

Slammered by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

slammered 

being slammed and hammered at the same time.

a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.

slammered by bitch ho September 21, 2003

slammered 

When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.

Hey asshole you just slammered me.

slammered by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008

slammered 

when you are so drunk you fall and break your face

dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined

slammered by the short train April 17, 2010

Slammered 

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

Slammered by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

Slammonated 

The act of being blown to the base of your cock by another guy. Must be accomplished in the middle of Madison Square Garden. Generally accompanied by a peck to the tip first before swallowing it whole to the root.

Chris just Slammonated Justin while wearing an Armani suit for the home crowd.

Slammonated by Justin Tugya September 28, 2010