Skurb 

-noun, plural Skurbies

-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)

-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery



Definition:

Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.

“Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”

No honor among Skurbs.

I enter data, therefore I Skurb.

Skurb Life

Skurb by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008

Skurski 

A Polish surname meaning to be charming and have financial success. Used in Northern Atlanta to refer to informants in the drug trade.

"Shit, Frank rolled and everybody went down.. he's a real Skurski!"

Skurski by m00tiny October 12, 2019

Myrtle Creek Skurk 

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

Skurr 

Act of leaving a place , roll out, exiting.

James: Let's go to the Party man?
Tyrone: Yeah let's Skurr

Skurr by itsjustSik March 12, 2016

Skurt 

To leave; to bounce; to go away

this place flat, I'm about to skurt.

Skurt by Jenelle September 11, 2005

skurp 

To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.

(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.

skurp by Skurpmister July 28, 2008

skureckied 

v. - "to skurecki": a female is "skureckied" when she is the last of a series of females (at least 3) who engage in sexual relations with a man in one day. An important stipulation to consider is that said male must not make any attempt to wash his genitals or leave his bed in between girls.

"Hey now! You just got skureckied BITCH!"

skureckied by Chase Samuel September 8, 2007