Skert into the bowling ball 

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

Skert into the bowling ball by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Skert and Hit the Dab

When someone or something gets out of a uncomfortable situation really fast they Skert and Hit the Dab

"Damn, Kelly the other day was telling me about how her boyfriend wanted to Alabama butterfinger and so I Skert and Hit the Dab.

Skert and Hit the Dab by calmdownitsjustcancer April 30, 2019

skizzle skert 

another name for time to go quickly, time to bounce quickly, time to leave quickly

Hey ya'll, let's get to skizzle skertin!

Im'ma skizzle skert up on out of here.

We bought to be late, so we need to get to skizzle skertin!

skizzle skert by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009

murder skert 

To be killed

Okay well I’m bout to murder skert you

murder skert by Wowza aesthetic December 29, 2017

skarty 

Skarty. To skate and party. Coined by Crappy D

I'm gonna Skarty like crazy go longwoods bowl jam.

skarty by Bildough May 24, 2016

bartle skeet 

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017