the horrible and horrifying feeling of falling in love alone. loving that boy/girl without the satisfaction of receiving their love in return. this experience happens a lot in high school and is often something you wish never happened.
girl: i know we have been friends for a really long time but i really really like you.
boy: listen i like you as a friend and thats it.
girl: but i love you boy:im sorry it's just one sided love
(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.