Shrubbing 

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.

Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.

Shrubbing by kevin&gary October 17, 2010

Beef strumming 

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

Beef strumming by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011

Shrunking 

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

Shrunking by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

shrucying

A verb made of Shrek’s and Lucy’s shipname shrucy to express the chaotic behaviour of both.

Kia: I woke up to 700 messages
Nana: Lucy was shrucying this gc up last night!

shrucying by shreaky shrek November 4, 2019

Occupational Slumming 

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.

Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.

Occupational Slumming by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

strumming the clamjo by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

Shomming 

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

Shomming by bastie 83 January 7, 2015