Shrimpy 

the act of a homosexual male ejaculating into the anus of another man, and then sucking it out orally

I was having wall banging sex with Armando last night and he totally gave me a shrimpy.

Shrimpy by mrs.kanyewest7 July 25, 2009

Shrimpy 

A phrase for usually a cracker with a baby dick equal to the size of a tic tac

He pulled down his pants and I saw his shrimpy

Shrimpy by Killex413/Ghost November 1, 2017

Shrimpy 

An individual who is involuntarily celibate and, as a result of not having sex, his penis has shrivelled to the size and shape of a shrimp.

Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.

Seriously, what is up with that guy constantly calling us sluts and roasties?

Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.

Shrimpy by Fiis January 22, 2020

Shrimpy 

A small penis

David has a Shrimpy

Shrimpy by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

shrimpy 

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

shrimpy by bert February 3, 2003

shrimpy 

Cheesemunching Armish dude

shrimpy by Teq February 7, 2003

Shrimpy 

A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤

" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "

Shrimpy by -shakesomething123 January 15, 2017