shrewd shrew 

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

shrewd shrew by Justtayn September 15, 2017

Shrek's Nest 

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

Shrek's Nest by shreksnestmaster69 July 25, 2019

shrek's dick 

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

shrek's dick by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

shrek's cum 

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

shrek's cum by DA! October 14, 2020

shrew stompers 

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

shrew stompers by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

Shrek's ogre cock 

The cock that belongs to the ogre shrek. Also know as the shrock

Holy shit imagine being slapped in the face by shrek's ogre cock

Shrek's ogre cock by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Shrek's Swamp 

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

Shrek's Swamp by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011