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Cum Shoveler 

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.
Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.
Cum Shoveler by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

Sheveled 

The bare minimum of presentability
Dude, you need to text before you stop by so early, I was barely sheveled when you showed up!
Sheveled by yokelnews June 13, 2018

Cloud shoveler 

An individual who makes achieving tangible results difficult, all while creating the perception of achieving results often through the use of convoluted / complicated emails and/or PowerPoint.
Cloud shovelers are masters of obfuscation
Cloud shoveler by What Floor November 2, 2019

Northern Shoveler 

When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
Northern Shoveler by Oenari October 1, 2021

creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.
That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.
The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.
Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."
Shoveler by Joey Steel September 12, 2009