Shoemaker 

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".

Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.

Shoemaker by Mustang01 March 2, 2017

Shoemaker 

A small man but a good one however thou struggles intellectually.

That guy over there is shoemaker; he’s got it going on.

Shoemaker by Lukeb0,0 October 29, 2019

shoemaker 

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

shoemaker by Nishnob October 26, 2015

shoemaker 

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

shoemaker by Nishnob October 26, 2015

Shoemaker 

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

Shoemaker by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

Shoemaker stitch 

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

Shoemaker stitch by Randym35 May 14, 2011

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

shoemaker's job by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011