beard shmear 

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

beard shmear by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

Ball shmear

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.

Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!

Ball shmear by Shid man November 5, 2021

pap shmear 

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

pap shmear by Tex February 22, 2005

Pooh'sHmear 

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.

Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.

Pooh'sHmear by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022

dab n’ shmear 

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

dab n’ shmear by eck07 November 21, 2018

wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012