shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

shit canned 

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

shit canned by Academic Type January 23, 2005

Shit-canned 

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

Shit-canned by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Shit-canned 

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

Shit-canned by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

shitfanned 

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

shitfanned by ozraven January 4, 2008

shitgunned

To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.

Darren was going to be a Jedi but he shitgunned it all and ended up getting killed by his son.

shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011

Shitcannery 

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

Shitcannery by Drunkmom May 17, 2018