silk-sheathing 

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.

Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.

silk-sheathing by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023

silk-sheathing 

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."

Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.

silk-sheathing by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing 

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

Sleuthing 

To play the role of detective, to gather facts and information usually in the traditional Sherlock Holmes inconspicuous way.
To investigate in the manner of a detective.

A proper Sleuth needs to be intelligent, witty, and always a few steps ahead others. In fact, he never reveals all his discoveries or conclusions. His wisdom is his greatest asset and he needs to hide that wisdom if he expects to be hired for his services.

Sherlock Holmes enjoys a proper Sleuthing, like a boss!

Sleuthing by Dr. Goodwin Honeyhow November 17, 2011

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011