Sharping 

To suddenly try to become closer to a member of the opposite sex before an important social event, solely for the purpose of asking them/ being asked to that social event.

Can be used in other forms, such as sharped, sharp, sharps, etc.

Dude, why are you hanging out so much with that Alison girl lately?
Oh, I'm sharping her, I want to take her to prom.

Hey, you know Shannon's only trying to sharp you, right? She wants to go to formal with you.

Sharping by Dr. English April 8, 2009

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

shareing

I am a dumbass who date guys with small dicks

“I am a dumbass because I spelt sharing as shareing”

shareing by DumbRoast69 June 3, 2018

tonsil sharpening 

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.

"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."

tonsil sharpening by Unequality February 8, 2010

Shampeeing 

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

Shampeeing by taxevasion July 18, 2020

Pencil Sharpening Day 

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.

Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!

Pencil Sharpening Day by RacerN2O December 7, 2016

Sharpening the pencil 

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

Sharpening the pencil by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010