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existence 

The only possible situation.
(Inexistence doesn't exist. Therefore only existence exists. Therefore we exist)
All there is, is existence - everywhere
existence by Bob October 28, 2003

Existence 

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.
Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.
Existence by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

fornicate my existence 

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"
-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence
fornicate my existence by Don L December 9, 2008

existence is pain 

Its true
Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 

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