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Uogh Segs 

A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).
Uogh Segs!!!

SEGS!!!

I... I'm not doing segs!

My...

My whole existence!

Has truly!

BECOME SEGS!

SEGS!!!

"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"

No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!

SEGS!!!

SEGS!!!

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"

SHUT UP!!

I'LL HAVE SEGS...

...EVEN IF I DIE!!!

SEGS!!!
Uogh Segs by Es_Gaud December 5, 2021
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Ceso of segs 

"Ceso of segs" is a term usually used by the great Gustavo, who is the CEO of Sex in 97 different countries such as(s) Sweden, Spain, Ukraine, Somalia and many other countries. Due to the lack of his English, he has not been able to pronounce/write the term CEO of sex correctly and is now as we know him, da ceso of segs
"ai am ceso of segs and yu vill hab segs wif mi mader"

"Hey, Roger! Have you seen Gustavo's gains?"
"Do you mean the ceso of segs?"
"Yeah, the ceso of segs"
Ceso of segs by Oom.doom February 9, 2022
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itโ€™s sexy but like โœจ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ผ๐”‚โœจ
โ€œTana looks so segsy todayโ€
segsy by segsy bitch August 18, 2020
Segs620 is where segs is in/on/with something. Segs is where someone has an intimate relationship with someone and has intercourse with them.
Segs in motel. Segs with forsom. Segs on floor. Segs620 in discord.
Segs620 by Segs620 December 28, 2022
A device similar to a sleigh but the reindeer or dogs pulling the sleigh are replaced a segway or multiple segways
Jim: Is santa's sleigh being pulled by segways in this parade?

Tom: Its a segsleigh. I guess they couldn't find any reindeer this year.
Segsleigh by cnoyes March 27, 2009

segsyjutsu 

segsyjutsu is actually the hottest person alive she has millons of followers and everyone thinks shes so funny ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
segsyjutsu is literally so hot i wanna marry her
segsyjutsu by ur gay mom March 26, 2021
A1: Hey wanna hang out tomorrow
A2: That sounds very segso

A1: We are gonna watch a movie at school
A2: Segso
segso by pelaajahacks March 24, 2022