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Scrunchy 

When ones undergarments are hiked up so far so that the genitalia are exposed to minor asphyxiation.
Friend: Shit i got a nasty scrunchy goin' on.
Other Friend: Just asjust your underwear.
Scrunchy by Jusus Crust March 24, 2017

Scrunchy 

Scrunchy refers to a well used ass hole. Typically used to refer to a gay mans ass.
“If I have any more sex, my ass is going to turn into a scrunchy”
Scrunchy by Okita17 December 31, 2019

Scrunchy Wrestling 

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved
Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling
Scrunchy Wrestling by Top Square January 25, 2019

scrunchy mom 

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.
I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!
scrunchy mom by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

Scrunchy face 

The process of scrunching all the muscles in your face.
Micah looks so cute with his angry scrunchy face.

scrunchy mama 

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.
She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.
scrunchy mama by MysPris November 12, 2013