Schoon

A very flat spoon found on the floor outside SB1 after psychology.

P.s. we ❤️ Ian

We found a schoon and we are going to hang it on the wall surrounded by other schoon definitions.

by Shoefetish101 February 4, 2020

Schoon

Gooning in a bucket full of excrement.

"I think I'll pass on the lactose free milk, intend to schoon later today"

by LVLDRD May 15, 2024

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016

Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018