Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schooled 

Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating

o shit, that fool got schooled good

schooled by Shaneo October 17, 2003

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008

schooled 

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

schooled by noobtastic April 20, 2006

schnoodle 

A designer breed of dog. It is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.

Your schnoodle threw up in my car.

schnoodle by Samantha543 July 19, 2005

schnoogle 

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)

SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.

schnoogle by Libby November 6, 2003

schooled 

To teach a lesson to.

"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."

"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."

"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"

schooled by The_Lion October 17, 2003