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a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.
the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!
schmag by Groan February 1, 2004
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Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
Schmag by bcterry August 1, 2007
meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork
Schmag was soo dumb today.
schmag by deuthscke April 17, 2003

Schmag pie 

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?
Schmag pie by syllchick December 19, 2009
Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.