schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass

roberts such a schmag

schmag by sara brown October 28, 2003

schmag

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

schmag by Groan February 1, 2004

Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

Schmag by bcterry August 1, 2007

schmag

meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork

Schmag was soo dumb today.

schmag by deuthscke April 17, 2003

Schmag pie 

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

Schmag pie by syllchick December 19, 2009

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021