scenic route 

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

scenic route by Rolf October 9, 2004

Scenic Route 

The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

Scenic Route by Dyllyle May 20, 2014

Scenic Rim Job 

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.

Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.

Scenic Rim Job by moles1111111111 October 21, 2011

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

Scenic Pooping by kariusvega August 6, 2012

scenic nowhere 

Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.

We're out in the middle of scenic nowhere.

scenic nowhere by Thievius July 28, 2016

Scenic Piss 

Going pee outdoors, preferably in a quiet place with a nice view.

Aw, man! I had a scenic piss in that forest and it was the most chill thing ever!

Scenic Piss by Opinionated Webster June 1, 2016

scenic route 

An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"

scenic route by Ben Faulding September 30, 2005