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Scabby Dick 

When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.
When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."
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Scabby willy 

A crispy, flaky penis often with a very tough forskin.
Laura- "I had sex with Dylan last night, he has a Scabby Willy"
Possum- "Oh no, so does Dan. Did you chew it off?"
Laura- "I tried, his foreskin was so leathery though, it even has warts"
Scabby willy by Toss pot March 2, 2008
adj. vile, nasty, filthy.
"You are a scabby whore!"
scabby by foreverenemy October 25, 2004

Scabby Horse 

Something unappetizing that you'd eat anyway because you are SO hungry
Is dinner ready? I'm starving, I could eat a scabby horse!
Scabby Horse by sosige1 February 19, 2013

scabby fantastic 

the opposite of Daddy Fantastic.
Generally applied to someone who has a scruffy (scabby) appearence.
Tony: Coorr blimez look at that stunner.
Carmen: Got to be joshin Tonez.
Emma: Fo real, she's Scabby Fantastic.
Carmen/Tony: Feelin dat.
scabby fantastic by Hoolzie boy March 17, 2008

scabby minion 

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !
stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!
scabby minion by cloda May 21, 2006

scabby horse 

A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"
scabby horse by davey crockett February 10, 2005