The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
To use a 6 barreled M134 minigun like a chainsaw. This was most likely first seen when TheMythbusters cut down a tree with a minigun. Also called Minigun pulping when used on a person (nuff said).
Guy 1: Dude, me and Garret were minigun sawing trees down yesterday! The trees caught fire and burned up a whole freaking hill! It was fun as hell!