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Sarcastic-Bitch 

A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
Sarcastic-Bitch by shahab s. February 15, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something
p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

Half Sarcastic 

When one makes a sarcastic statement, but really is partially truthful as well. The amounts of sarcasm and truthfulness may vary upon the situation.
Caleb tells Ashley he won't creep on her twitter, but in actuality he is being half sarcastic and will.
Half Sarcastic by C_Reed May 26, 2014

High pitched sarcastic insult 

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.
Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."