up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

up the old dirt road by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

up the ol' dirt road by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

dirt road 

the brown eye from atlanta to boston

When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.

dirt road by adfa May 5, 2003

Dirt Road Special 

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

Dirt Road Special by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

when the river runs red take the dirt road 

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

when the river runs red take the dirt road by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

Dirt Road Romeo 

A guy who likes the have sex with other guys.

Hey thilly, Leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a THcruptious Dirt Road Romeo.

Dirt Road Romeo by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

dirt road hooker by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013