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Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest 

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.
“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest
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By George Martha, it's the river Nile! 

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

Stitch Rivet 

Twisting and turning the element of sound to forge the melodic invocations of the new face of Rock music, STITCH RIVET blasts away from the standards that define today’s hard rock scene. From captivating introduction to perplexingly climactic solos, the group introduces the listener to a plane of enlightenment comparative to no one else. Performances are no different. With energy levels peaking, horns and woofers blasting, and fans in a frenzy, STITCH RIVET becomes unstoppable.

Formed in March of 2006, the group consists of five members; Gene Booth, Chad (Wick) Hurlburt, Nathan Lewis, Tyler Halsey and Kevin Allen. Bands come and go, but one thing is for sure STITCH RIVET has made an impact on the rock scene in Kentucky. They have the potential to explode nationally with their debut album. Several of their songs on radio stations throughout Eastern Kentucky. Their original music has them performing at the best venues in Lexington such as A1A, The Cadillac Ranch and The Kentucky Theater.

Two of the many potential hits on the album,FRANKENSTEIN and DAY BY DAY have attracted the attention of SHOWHOUSE PRODUCTIONS LLC resulting the filming of two music videos. STITCH RIVET has also performed alongside national acts such as Drowning Pool, Bobaflex, Seven Mary Three and Nappy Roots.

The group was also included high on the roster of bands performing at the first annual Gateway Music Festival in September of 2007 and at the 2007 Poage Landing Days Festival in Ashland, Kentucky.

With blues, metal, and jazz as a basis for their influence, they compose their songs with simple complexity to give a warm depth to the creation. The short time the band has been together, the members have developed rapidly into a machine of music precision focused on timing, audience demographics, and good times.

I'm going to the Stitch Rivet concert this weekend!!!
Stitch Rivet by rpoe April 9, 2008

River Shrimp 

Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.

River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
Susan gave me river shrimp at the party last night, I don't know what to do!
River Shrimp by JamesthMD February 4, 2010

River Shen

He is the best version of the humble Shen. The master of the river. He is one with the river, he take IGnite and EXHAUST and gank at lvl. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and so on. He levles up by beating the ever living shit out of the river pokemons that leech on he's river. He eats honey-fruit. River Shen is always there for you in your hard times, unless he is beating the chernobyl teemo. River Shen ults you from river and come save you from haram ezreal and lux bot lane. He's weakness is retard kayn jg that steals he's green bakugan.
River Shen: River Shen
Player 1: NO PLZ
Player 2: Our Lord has come down upon us he will carry us from silver II to silver I
River Shen: River Shen

River Skank 

The nastiest trashiest version of a skank. Usually dwells around rivers and gas stations. Can be easily spotted by their c-section scars and under nourished babies.
The river skank that works at taco bell smells like burnt chicken and afterbirth

Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
River Skank by naw0806 August 29, 2009

River Song 

Played by Alex Kingston, River Song is the mysterious traveller of space and time who first appeared in the eighth episode of the fourth season of Doctor Who. River Song refuses to tell The Doctor who she is, saying she can't give him "spoilers". As of yet, who she is is still unknown, and fans everywhere have long speculated about her true identity. According to the writers of the show, this will be revealed in the sixth season.

River keeps a diary of The Doctor's life, which he isn't allowed to look at. She calls him "sweetie", which has caused viewers to wonder if their relationship goes beyond friendship. Since River and The Doctor keep meeting at different points in time and space, their timeline is rather messed up.
An example of her mysteriousness:

The Doctor: River... Who are you?
River Song: You're going to find out very soon now, and I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes.
River Song by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011