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risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
oh shit I should not have sent that risky text
risky text by vapegod420 June 29, 2015
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ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.
Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!
ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017

rickyism 

Developing your own inane words and phrases mid-sentence ala Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
Examples:

"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"decknals"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"
rickyism by LMB June 30, 2005

Rikka Takanashi 

One of the main protagonists of the anime and light novel, "Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions", a.k.a. "Chūnibyō demo Koi ga Shitai!" Rikka has 8th grade syndrome and wears a patch on her right eye and a bandage thing wrapped around her left arm. She believes she has the tyrant's eye. She's in high school and has an older sister named Tooka who's a chef. She also has a friend named Sanae who also has 8th grade syndrome and Nibutani (a.k.a, Forest Summer / Morisummer) who used to have it and also Yuuta, the boy who lives below her and used to have 8th grade syndrome.
Rikka Takanashi and Yuuta Togashi - KISS!!!!!
Rikka Takanashi by kue serabi February 4, 2018

risky shift 

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
risky shift by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

Schrödinger's risky text 

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!