riding the black pony 

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

riding the black pony by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005

Riding the Brown Pony 

When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.

Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.

Riding the Brown Pony by CreepyK420 August 8, 2015

Riding the cotton pony 

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

Riding the cotton pony by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012

Riding The White Pony

The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine

DAD:"son are you riding the white pony"
SON:"no"

Riding The White Pony by chuck berrys sons,uncles,dad June 5, 2015

riding the chocolate pony 

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

riding the chocolate pony by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Riding The Red Pony 

Slang for a woman on her period.

"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

Riding The Red Pony by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012