Fare (making) ricotta

Early-morning fucking. 19th century Southern Italian euphemism. To make fresh ricotta cheese, one must get up early in the morning as it is a long process.

Cosi fanno queste due, ricotta?

What are those two doing, making ricotta?

Fare (making) ricotta by chiggley December 2, 2004

papas ricotta cheesecake 

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.

Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz

papas ricotta cheesecake by CelineeeeDion June 1, 2018

Dirty Ricotta

When you cum in your hand and let it get cold and congealed before you throw it on your unsuspecting partner

“Yeah man she was a terrible lay so I gave her the Dirty Ricotta and sent her on her way”

Dirty Ricotta by Homie feltersnatch April 22, 2019

love ricotta 

Another name for an Italian man’s semen

Hey Joey- did you give Daniella a nice, heaping serving of your love ricotta last night?!

love ricotta by NVD424 April 15, 2018

Charles River Ricotta 

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

Charles River Ricotta by jcer1 February 15, 2022

Gooch Ricotta 

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

Gooch Ricotta by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

mexican ricotta 

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.

guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it

mexican ricotta by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020