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Revolutionary War 

The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.
America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.

Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'

Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
Revolutionary Beard by Erickd December 10, 2009

revolutionary road 

1. verb.Term referring to the premature ejaculation Kate Winslet was subjected to in the movie Revolutionary Road.

2. verb. Performing a do-it-yourself late term abortion at home while your husband is at work fucking his secretary.
1."So Pam did you and Todd finally get it on?"
Pam: "Yeah, but he totally wentrevoulutionary road on my ass."

2. Honey, I'm home! Where's my dinner bitch!

Wife: "In a minute honey! I'm trying to revolutionary road right now!

revolutionary crush 

the feelings that develop in a person that surge from the admiration of someone who is a historical or current revolutionary. this may be due to the way they speak, the way they organize their community, or even the way they look.
Have you seen the movie about Che Guevara?

Oh yeah, I have a huge revolutionary crush on him!

Revolutionary War 

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.

Revolutionary War 

The only war GREAT Britain ever lost to the french .........
Revolutionary War? Fuck that, we can't fight the french on two fronts, fuck it it's only america, dump it so we can get on with kicking Napoleon's shitty little head in ............. we can always come back and set fire to the white house later .........