Rather someone shit in my tea 

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

Rather someone shit in my tea by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Rather Dick Ma Dad 

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

Rather Dick Ma Dad by tipzyross November 3, 2009

Rather not 

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.

If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.

Rather not by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

rather get caught with it than without it 

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

rather get caught with it than without it by j money fr fr August 11, 2022

rather slot 

meaning rather alot said by someone with a speach inpedament.

hey! my friendth i love youth rather slot!

rather slot by jump-leed January 16, 2008

Rather Be Elsewher 

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)

Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

Rather Be Elsewher by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Rather go to Kanakakunnu 

When a plan is so bad you'd rather do something boring and safe instead, like hanging out in a park rather than go out drinking

Our graduation is gonna suck so bad, I'd rather go to kanakakunnu
Do we have to go there? Can't we just go to kanakakunnu instead? There's trees there.

Rather go to Kanakakunnu by Vaiyyanellen May 18, 2022