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Raping My Time 

What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone


But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance

Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal
"Man: I Gotta Go

Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More

Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!

(but really says)

Man: ok :{
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raping face

to do something amazingly; synonym for kicking-ass; just plain dominating; absolutely owning someone
we were definitely raping face at beer pong last night
raping face by KG-of-319 September 27, 2010

Raping Little Suzy 

A Shock Story on the internet that will probably make you mentally scarred unless you're a peadophile, rapist, AND you have no soul. Can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica.. Read it, if you dare.
Stan: Hey, Dave. Why is Link having a seizure?

Dave: He read Raping Little Suzy.

Link: God help us all... D:

raping in japan 

Raping in America = VERY ILLEGAL.
Raping in Japan = VERY LEGAL AND PRACTICED.

raping the bar 

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol
raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted
raping the bar by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015

raping stick 

A long pointy stick usually poked into any cavity, usually the arse but can be other places like the ear, eye etc.
Mush respect: just rape you up the arse with the raping stick.
raping stick by mush respect March 14, 2005

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.
Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.