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Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.
Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."
Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020
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Randallism 

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.
The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.
Randallism by King Randall July 16, 2008

Rantallia 

When a woman’s clitoris hangs lower than her labia. Female version of Rantallion.
Her rantallia dangled down from in between her moist beef curtains.
Rantallia by Flicky1987 December 2, 2020

randallize 

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.
That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.
randallize by Randy May 13, 2005

Randalling

The act of being very awkward to the point where others consistently feel uneasy or uncomfortable around you.

People who regularly "Randall" can be called Randalls or simply rands

This is derived from the child out of the cartoon "recess"

Randalls typically place themselves in awkward situations such as sitting with people they don't really know, staring at others and refusing to look away once caught etc.
Ew that kid is such a Randall
Hey Randall
Every time I see him, the guys Randalling
Randalling by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016

Randallized 

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim
The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van
Randallized by Jathon14 July 27, 2016
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Ranali by ShaChams November 24, 2021