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The holy book of Islam,

Muslims believe that there are 2 forms of the quran,

the eternal quran as in the word of god,
the written down quran,

during Mohammed's (prophet of Islam) life he had several scribes and people around him wrote down quran verses on practically whatever they had, paper, leaves, rocks, etc

After Mohammed's death the first caliph (leader) of Islam compiled all of the quran verses he could, he also used the written down qurans that people made specials in order to make one standard quran which all of the muslims could use.

Later in time people were commanded to burn all of the other qurans that were not this standard version.
-Imam: Hey would you like a free quran?
-Person: Yes I would, thank you.
Quran by Gothenburgers September 19, 2023
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John : do you know what is the Quran?
Bob : a booke filled with lies that muslims believe in

Quran for Sleeping 

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*

quran williams 

A guy that take to many L's and make up lies saying he's better.
PS.a guy that's a bitch
quran williams by NovaKuroha November 29, 2017

Quran Bite 

Taking a big ol' bite out of something. Also can be used in different ways, such as 'Quran Sip', which is taking a big ol sip out of something.
Jahnaya: What are we having for lunch today?

August: Were having chicken tenders and waffles.
Jahnaya: oh fr? I'mma take a big ol Quran Bite outta my lunch today then.
Quran: STOP USING ME AS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT

Dude you have no Quran 

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

wallah quran 

In arabic meaning:
I swear on the quran (quran being the holy book, like bible for the christians)
wallah quran i completed that game in 3 secounds.
wallah quran by Dixonsider August 9, 2016