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quivering uterus 

1) A medical condition experienced by quiverfull women after having between 6 and 18 children.

2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.

3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.
I'm surprised Michelle Duggar's quivering uterus hasn't burst, yet.

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.
"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"
quivering colon by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Quivering Milkshake

The act of "titty-fucking" a lactading woman.
She said "Screw the baby", and she let me give her a quivering milkshake.
Quivering Milkshake by Drewwwwwww February 8, 2010

quivering chicken fuck

Is the act of a male human having sex with a chicken. But right before the male
(Ejaculates) he quickly snaps or cuts the neck of the chicken causing the chicken to quiver violently making the sensation 1000x better
Have you tried the quivering chicken fuck? Best I ever had

quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee
I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.
quivering shaft by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013

Quiverin' Scissors 

Lesbians with the palsy.
Yancy: Look at those quiverin' scissors over there.

Leland: What's quiverin' scissors.

Yancy: Lesbians with the palsy.

Leland: Oh.
Quiverin' Scissors by Shitbag Fuckwad September 18, 2010