Play Quake 

To fap furiously.

Optional: Leaving your mic active on teamspeak while fapping and then blaming Quake for the noises.

Man I'm horny, I'm gonna go play Quake

Play Quake by Blacksmithofwords May 10, 2014

Glenn Quagmire 

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".

Glenn Quagmire: Dear diary... JACKPOT.

Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Quake Live 

Quake Live is an arena style FPS making it's tournament début July 31st - August 3rd 2009. The game will be completely free. Although designed primarily for online competitive play an offline bot mode will be available. Quake live will be played using a browser and is developed by id software.

It's really cool that Quake live is being released entirely for free, it will be good to see an arena game widely used for competitive play, as the arena genre is quite dead at the moment.

Quake Live by Ubah Leet hackah y'all January 14, 2009

Quagmire turns into a toilet 

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Quagshag 

A person who's hair outgrows his manhood.

Ex: Kyle likes a crew cut. Kyle's girlfriend Sam likes long hair. Kyle now has a quagshag.

Quagshag by Manhood12 February 26, 2010

Squall quag 

This is a person who is big asshole and a motherfucker and there’re name is usually jack he is also a mofo so if you see one you should tell them to fuck off

Ohh that squall quag fucked me over

Squall quag by Te squall quag June 5, 2018

Pleasure quake 

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.

I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.

Pleasure quake by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014