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Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
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Honey Potted

someone who is leading you on and arousing you but in the end is only using you to get what he\she wants
She was looking so fine yesterday.and today she a new person. she totally Honey Potted you bro.
by I'm that Nigga March 30, 2015
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Potted

1) To get high smoking marijuana, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana.
2) To be really drunk, derives from pot, the Australian slang for a beer glass.
3) To be fired from your job, possibly because of one on the two preceding definitions or maybe both.
4) British Army slang, to shoot and kill an enemy combatant, derives from the old hunter's expression 'one for the pot', referring to a rabbit, pigeon shot and killed.
5) Buried, derives from the slang for burying the victim of a hit, by extension it is applied to someone who has received a put down so vicious that they are figuratively dead and buried.
6) Fish, especially conger eel, cooked by simmering in vinegar with herbs and spices.
1) I don't what that stuff was, but three tokes and I couldn't find my ass with both hands, totally potted!
2) Bruce broke up with Sheila, so 'is mates took him down the pub an' got 'im potted.
3) Joe called his boss a wanker and got potted.
4) You know that sniper that's been giving us trouble, Jimmy's potted the bastard.
5) Did you hear what that bitch said to him? Man she totally potted him.
6) What's for tea? Potted conger? Great!
by Croatalin November 23, 2013
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Mucky Putter

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse
i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter
by el banan 22 June 29, 2011
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pitted

When a surfer/ sponger/ skimmer gets barreled in a wave.

Alternate: Getting drunk
Aw brah its just like, you just get the best barrels ever dude. you come in and get spit righttt out. just drop in and smack the lip, wah BAH, just drop back in like BAHHHH, just ride the barrel and get pitted, sooo pitted like THAT.

Alternate: We got super pitted at Jimmy's house last night
by A Jay September 14, 2007
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potted up

Them dang teenagers hang around my back yard and get all potted up.
by Hot n Now September 26, 2003
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Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."
by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011
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