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puller by queef leader April 18, 2016

Puller's Remorse 

That feeling you get when you pull a new white card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" and it would have been perfect for the black card you just had to lay down a white card for.
Person A:*pulls card before Person B reads their white card options.

Person A: Fuck, this card would have been perfect.

Person B: Ah, tough shit. You shouldn't have pulled now and gotten that Puller's Remorse.
Puller's Remorse by Ceemoaz December 24, 2016

Lewis Burwell Puller 

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!

daisy puller

I saw Barry getting it on with another dude at the club last night, I never figured him for a daisy puller.
daisy puller by the golden carp February 11, 2014

Richard puller 

Someone who pulls their "Richard".
Richard puller by Ric.Hard October 10, 2014

Rope Puller 

A girl who gives hand jobs, blow jobs or enjoys playing with just any mans penis in general whether she knows him or not.
Yo, that bitch ain't nothin but a Rope Puller!
Rope Puller by Bon Bon Girl May 24, 2015