Proportionizing 

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions

The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

Proportionizing by Lady Lohita May 31, 2018

proportionising 

How to fake a sexy body. Defined by Eureka, Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 10.

We’re proportionising, creating the perfect silhouette, even if she artificial af

proportionising by BCclaire May 30, 2018

googlical proportions 

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.

googlical proportions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011

biblical proportions 

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

biblical proportions by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Constrain Proportions 

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

Constrain Proportions by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory 

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Quagmire of epic proportions 

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

Quagmire of epic proportions by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008