professional 

a person engaged in one of the learned professions

Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!

professional by talulah91 September 16, 2009

Professional 

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

Professional by that homeless guy December 7, 2017

Professional 

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

Professional by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

professional 

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage

professional by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

professional 

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

professional by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009

Professional 

A person who:

- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet

"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper

Professional by Chicken_absorber October 12, 2023

professional 

classy term for a blow job.

She gave him a professional in a public bathroom.

professional by jhjkl October 9, 2008