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Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012
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Patting Your Horse
Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
Patting
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
Platting your Poo
to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.
Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010
Patting the dog through the letterbox
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
Cow Patting
This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
ass patting
Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
ass patting by nypaliguy January 21, 2010