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Nurse-Practitioner 

V.

1) to “correct” someone in an overly confident and grandiose way asserting “facts,” while being simultaneously completely wrong and completely unaware of being wrong.

2) to “fix” a situation with full confidence and reassurance, but actually make it worse without realizing it.

N.

An undertrained person that is made to do the work of a fully trained expert without the required knowledge/skill and without knowing that he/she is actually not an expert.
V.

1) “I studied the Civil War for over a month, but when mom asked me a question about it, the guest nurse-practitionered right over me.”

2) “I took my engine to be repaired; unfortunately though the mechanic nurse-practitionered it and then overcharged me for the service.”

N.

“My pipes broke and I thought I hired a plumber, but a nurse practitioner showed up.”

plactation 

When you lactate from your lips because you haven't properly brushed your teeth since about 8 or 9 years old, now plaque trickles from your teeth through your lips and down your chin.
"Jesus, that guy was plactating all over his own face, it was trickling everywhere."

"I plactated all night long"
lactating plaque through your face orifices

He, she, we, plactate
"did you see that guys face, total plactation"
plactation by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

Practicing the Bassoon 

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.
Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)

practicing flute 

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson
"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."
practicing flute by The Floutist January 20, 2009

Pillow partition 

A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.
Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."

Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."

Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."

practicing piano 

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.
i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.
practicing piano by caitlizzin August 27, 2008