Crock Potting 

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

Crock Potting by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Lobster Potting 

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

Lobster Potting by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

crock potting 

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

crock potting by Big$exy June 23, 2007

potting 

South African local vernacular for " Whats happening " or " What's up" . This term has no gardening connotation whatsoever!

what's potting up in London?

potting by Hatset September 5, 2006

poating

To be unnessicerily slow with hidden love or crushing, almost like having a crush but putting off talking to them for an unnessicerily long time because you are afraid they are too good or not interested. Most poaters think highly of themselves, but are not sure if there crush knows if they exist, or gives a care. Poating is considered cowardly by boys, yet lots of them do it. Girls do too, but it is less obvious, and less frowned upon. e.g. "I know a lot of girls that poat in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!" Poating is a habit.

It can also mean chasing local boats on lakes that you do not know (lets say, if you are out of state) and seeing where all the good fishing spots are. Most poaters are seen as annoying and sometimes cheaters.

"I know a lot of girls that are poating in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!"

poating by DtrB, in the house September 2, 2008

Potting 

The laziest word to describe the consumption of marijuana.

Don't get your hopes up, you're nice and all, but she's only dating you because she doesn't have enough money for potting on her own.

Potting by I_Was_An_RA?? September 15, 2010

potting shed 

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

potting shed by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004