Porto

Short for “Porta Potty”. Also called a portable restroom, portajohn, portable potty, etc. Commonly found at places that lack permanent toilet facilities, like construction sites, festivals, parks etc, this is typically a plastic shell booth with a door, where the juman waste is collected in a tank filled with a blue liquid.

I gotta poop. I’m gonna stop by the Porto.

Porto by Southeast Tiger June 7, 2022

Porto Alegre 

Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.

The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though

"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"

"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"

Porto Alegre by AANTQfilms August 30, 2009

Porto Slam

Chugging beer in a porta-potty.

This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.

Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"

Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."

Porto Slam by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011

Porto pumper 

When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.

At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.

Porto pumper by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Porto Slam

A consensual act of intercourse inside a "Porto Potty" or temporary outdoor restroom whereby a third party interrupts the act by tipping it over.

Did you hear about Music Midtown last weekend? Jasper and this Alpha Pi were banging in the Porto Potty and I scored an epic cock block by Porto slamming them!

Porto Slam by Game on Tiny! October 17, 2018

porto potty mouth 

1.Gets shit on and doesn't understand who the shit is on and tries to talk back with the same insult with a bit more sass but it doesn't work.
2.Will take any pill or smoke any bathsalt but never gets high just yells stupid gross stuff like a spaz.

Yo listen you ! You are too dumb to be here I dont want to hear your porto potty mouth.

porto potty mouth by Urban Dick Tracey January 12, 2021

El Porto 

Grungy surf area in the north end of Manhattan Beach, borders El Segundo and is right next to the smoke stacks. This area is a hotspot for surfers and is defined by the El Porto Parking Lot which runs from 45th street to Rosecrans. This area is often frequented by "ghetto" el segundo residents because of the shuttle system that they are so pround of. Be careful you don't get run over at the exit where surfers in pick up trucks speed through the stop sign.

"Duuuuuuude, check out the gnarly surf in el porto. It looks epic and the peaks are NIIICEEEE."

El Porto by LMB8491 August 4, 2009