porkin out 

When one eats so much junk food the pants can not fit over the fat ass anymore.

Chick: My pants don't fit anymore

Dude: Bitch you porkin out!

porkin out by Realistfosho January 28, 2015

Porkin' Poutine 

A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.

Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.

Porkin' Poutine by Dave Priamo October 28, 2008

porkin' about 

when someone has put on a lot of weight recently and instead of walking they waddle slightly.

amy: 'i saw paul in tesco's last night, porkin' about'

anna: 'i've seen him before, porkin' about the park'

porkin' about by tatieirregular October 18, 2009

Porkin' Her Nasty 

To fuck the shit out of her. It's mindblowing sex. The visual image is typically doggy and the woman is screaming and the man is panting. Hardcore porking

Ryan: So last night I was porkin' her nasty right

Porkin' Her Nasty by The GentIeman February 28, 2011

porkin’ the river

Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top

“Hey bro what are you doing later”

“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”

porkin’ the river by Flexos September 9, 2020

Porkin The Piggy 

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

Porkin The Piggy by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

jiggle-porkin 

when u bang a random chick from behind and her junk is cottage cheesin all over your hips.

Ruph was jiggle-porkin all over yans sexy hips

jiggle-porkin by jinglejuker January 14, 2008